The Wardman Wire

I’m delighted to be able to announce that Robert Gabriel Mugabe may will have is bound to has won the Zimbabwe Election.

Here’s a button so that anyone can announce the result on their blog:

What? The count isn’t finished yet?

What on earth has the count got to do with the result?

Silly people.

PS: Here’s a more polite version in case you run a polite website:

And a less polite one in case you don’t:

And one for people who like playing Monopoly (this is my favourite):

More Zimbabwe news over at the Sokwanele blog.