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Hamish the Greek’s admirer paramour admiree aspiration target flirtation stalkee putative muse Wendy has had control of her …

embryonic scottish government

aspiring holyrood executive

constitutional commission

treaty renegotiation wotsit

review

management committee

internal review group

talking shop

anti-salmond homing torpedo

Oh sod it … her thing

… taken away from her and lodged at the centre of gravity of Scottish Labour politics in Downing Street.

She has been, as it were, cut down to size.

And apparently Des Browne, the Defensive Scottish Secretary, is going to be running it between 3:00 and 3:15pm on Wednesday afternoons in his tea break.

So what will Wendy be doing?

I have no idea at all, but I might suggest that a starring role in Peter Pan would be suitable.Then - at long last - Hamish will be able to call her “Wendy Darling”.

Wrapping Up

No crocodiles were hurt in the preparation of this article.

I did discover this delightful anecdote while searching for “Wendy Alexander” at Number 1 on Google (click through on image):

Wendy Alexander is urging Renfrewshire reisdents to watch they don’t become victims of scams.

As if…

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