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May I phone your friend: Joke of the Day

From the Adam Smith Institute blog.

The other night my wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while lying in bed. I looked over at her and, in my sexiest voice, asked her, “Wanna have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I said, “Is that your final answer?”
“Final answer,” she replied.
“I’d like to phone a friend,” I said.

Hmmm.

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